Showing posts with label perv. Show all posts
Showing posts with label perv. Show all posts
Eric Massa -- "Rahm Emmanuel accosted me naked in the shower!!"
A THREE BEERS LATER DECREE!
HEAR THIS, AND TREMBLING, OBEY!
Let it be proclaimed, from this day forward, that vulpine Chicago fixer Rahm Emanuel shall be henceforth and forever referred to as
(With apologies to Doris Wishman)
Oral Evolutions...
Democrat Eric Massa is resigning from Congress in the face of allegations he sexually harassed a male staff member. However, he seems to think it's because he has a real potty mouth, not what he wanted to put in it...
“I own this reality. There is no doubt in my mind that I did in fact, use language in the privacy of my own home and in my inner office that, after 24 years in the Navy, might make a Chief Petty Officer feel uncomfortable...”
Now in Massa's defense, I have to say that the standards of acceptable language in the US military have changed over the years. So it's entirely possible a senior noncommissioned office might have construed his language as objectionable.
For example, a typical exchange over the hood of a HUMVEE* today might go something like this:
"Look at this, Specialist, you have over-tightened the lug nut on this tire and stripped the threads. This is not work to standard and is unacceptable."
"Top, I made a mistake and I will fix it immediately."
Now back in my day, over the hood of a jeep, the conversation would have gone something like this:
"Fuck! Fucking Fucker's Fucking Fucked! Fucker!"
"Fuck me..."
If memory serves, this brings to something like 50 the number of Democrats nationwide cutting and running on their own country, through retirement or resignation...
*Given the topic, I thought I'd avoid "Hummer..."
Who Thought This Could End Well?
Who thought this could possibly end well? Chris Dodd, the Oldest Living Sexual Predator in the US Senate, was invited to emcee the Ladies' Professional Golf Association Open. After the Senator WILDLY misunderstood the event's title, several players complained of serious dress code violations arising from Dodd's participation in the event.
A Three Beers Later Exclusive -- Senator Chris Dodd's (D-CT) censored "Baywatch" cameo!
They made the mistake of not shooting the Oldest Living Sexual Predator in the Senate's scenes before lunch. Evidently he came back after a two-waitress pick-me-up and was feeling frisky...
Chris Dodd Video... A Three Beers Later Exclusive!
Three Beers Later has obtained exclusive cellphone video
from the closed-door, $1000 a plate fundraiser for
embattled Democratic Senator Chris Dodd (Ct.) at
Stamford University, where President Barack Obama call-
ed Dodd "one of my favorites."
Senate called the evening "very successful," and even
went on to praise the waitstaff.
"A two-bagger!" he went on to say. "Not bad for a fella my age...!"
The Other McCain Complains About the Lack of Intimacy in the GOP
And in the name of bipartisanship and reaching around across the aisle, I have found Brooks a preferable dinner companion...
Carol at No Sheeples Here takes modest exception to Brooks' talent, intelligence, politcs, integrity, politeness and personal hygiene, while nevertheless finding him another tablemate.
I have to disagree, however, with her claim that 'desperate is not a sexual preference.' Usually the folks who say this are the same people who tell you that 'sex is no laughing matter.' If this is true, then I and every woman I have ever propositioned have been doing it wrong.
I have to disagree, however, with her claim that 'desperate is not a sexual preference.' Usually the folks who say this are the same people who tell you that 'sex is no laughing matter.' If this is true, then I and every woman I have ever propositioned have been doing it wrong.
Rule 5: Take your pick...
Republican Sex Scandal...
Democrat Sex Scandal...
Or upholding the dignity of the office...
Democrat Sex Scandal...
Or upholding the dignity of the office...
She's sixteen, you louche boor. Who do you think you are, David Letterman?
Let's Show David Letterman the Kind of Loving a REAL Man likes...
Here's what you do.
Open Google.
Search for "Lolita porn"
DO NOT OPEN ANY OF THE LINKS. You really don't want to. And if by any chance any of you are flying a freak flag I ain't seen flapping, DO NOT NOT NOT print out any images and mail them in. Sending porn through the mail is a chargeable offense. DO NOT DO IT.
Print out the page or pages (OK, it's gonna be a lotta pages, you don't have to print them all), and mail them to:
Les Moonves, President
CBS Television Network
51 West 52nd Street
New York, NY 10019
And ask him nicely to pass them on to Mr. Letterman. I'm sure he'll be happy to help.
Oh, and if you want to call and express your personal Letterman love...
Main Number:
(212) 975-4321
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