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Showing posts with label idiot. Show all posts
Obama says: "I expect this tax deal to improve the economy..."
"...but the GOP had to hold the American people hostage to make me do it."
Who. Writes. His. Stuff.
Who. Writes. His. Stuff.
Michelle Obama Campaigns INSIDE Polling Place...
...First Lady threatens to eat voters who don't punch the straight Democrat ticket... Incorruptible election officials explain the wife of the President of the United States may not have known you can't electioneer within 100 feet of a polling place, much less while blocking the path to the voting booths.
know what gravy goes good with
crackers!"
In honor of Michelle Obama's sterling example, I have volunteered to be a poll watcher. Here is a preview of the official Three Beers Later Poll Watcher's Uniform...
Obama is Kenyan for "Passive-Aggressive Bitch"...
I mean, what the hell is wrong with that man?!
"Obama snubs Boy Scouts of America
"This guy is such a scumbag! It is with tremendous sadness that I send this to my friends, unfortunately this information goes a long, long way to confirm the worst possible motives behind the man who fooled so many gullibleAmerican people into voting for him.
"The story you heard yesterday about President Obama refusing to sign Eagle Scout Awards is true.
"He won't sign life saving awards either.
"Every President since 1912 has been the honorary President of the Boy Scouts of America.
"President Obama refused that honor.
"Did you hear anything about the Boy Scouts 100th Anniversary? Why did the press ignore it? Let's see, they promote honor, integrity, putting others first, love of country and of course they believe in God.
"Not much press coverage on this story, the first president in 100 years to insult his finest citizens, Eagle Scouts.
"David Haynie has two sons who have achieved the rank of Eagle Scout.
"Dave Hiser's son is working on his Eagle Scout award now.
"This is the E-mail Linda Thacker, sent to Glenn Beck and I forwarded to Glenn's producer Adam.
"Dear Mr. Beck,
"On March 24, 2009 I had the honor of attending my Grandson, David Osborne's Eagle Scout Court of Honor. I imagine you have attended one of these wonderful ceremonies. I also feel confident that you are very knowledgeable of what it means to have earned the status of Eagle Scout. Our entire family is so very excited and at the Court of Honor we were all just beaming as our wonderful young man was honored for his achievements. After the Court was closed David's leaders pulled him aside and explained to him that they regretted to have to explain to him, as sad as it is, that his certificate was different from others they had presented because his certificate did not have the signature of the President of the United States . They explained that Obama does not support the Boy Scouts of America and therefore does not sign the Eagle Certificates. To date I believe there may be as many as 10,000 of this countries finest young men who do not have the signature of the president of the country they have taken an oath to respect and serve on their Eagle Certificate. To my knowledge Congress chartered BSA in 1916 part of which the President of the United States is the Honorary President of The Boy Scouts of America and President Obama is the first sitting president to personally refuse to sign these certificates. I believe if the country were to be educated on national television of what the Boy Scouts of America stands for they would join those of us who already know, and would be as outraged as we are!
"Also, your good friend Jim Lago was also in attendance at this Eagle Court of Honor. I had the privilege of speaking with him this morning on his radio talk show here in Corpus Christi and shared with him this same information. He was equally alarmed to say the least.
"This information should ignite in every parent the urgency to instill the great values held by the Boy Scouts of America in their young men for the cause of maintaining this great nation. We must stand united.
"With appreciation, Linda Thacker, grandmother to eleven of Americas finest future citizens, David, Erikka, Adam, Ryan, Hailey, Tygh, Mana, Gerritt, Maya, Ezra and Lynden Osborne.
So, that's the story thus far, calls have been made, citizens are angry, especially the parents of Eagle Scouts.
"Wouldn't it be wonderful if ex-president Bush announced, he would be willing to sign all Eagle Scout Certificates for as long as President Obama is in office?
"We have a very small man in a very big office.
"Don't you think it's time to get rid of this Un-American Muslim Traitor and get a real American back to running our country, like what we grew up with. Because I have had enough.
"The thing that separates the American Christian from every other person on earth is the fact that he would rather die on his feet than live on his knees."
-- George Washington"
NRA Floating Harry Reid Endorsement
Call them and tell them NO. NOW. (800) 392-VOTE (8683)
I have been an NRA member in the past. I will NEVER re-up in the future if they endorse Reid and even if they don't I will only re-up to lobby against Pierre.
I have been an NRA member in the past. I will NEVER re-up in the future if they endorse Reid and even if they don't I will only re-up to lobby against Pierre.
A simple economic primer for Nancy Pelosi and other Democrats...
...who obviously desperately need one:
UNEMPLOYMENT BENEFITS DO NOT CREATE WEALTH. GOVERNMENT BENEFITS DO NOT CREATE WEALTH.
I know, it's a shock,but bear with me...
First off, unless they run gold mines or oil wells (okay, let's not think about the latter), governments have no wealth of their own.
All the 'wealth' a government has comes from, is taken from, its citizens,whether in the form of taxes, fees, eminent domain appropriations,White House shakedowns, etc. Governments can print money but that no more constitutes creating wealth than xeroxing a rental agreement makes someone a building contractor.
Now a government may choose to pass some of that money back to people other than those they took it from, whether you call that 'social justice','spreading the wealth', 'buying votes', whatever, so those recipients can spend it. In other words, those people are putting wealth back into the economy that the government took out of it in the first place, and which would already have been in the economy if the government had just left it there.
Well and good,but a huge portion of that wealth never makes it back into the economy. Take for example federal unemployment benefits. First you have the expense of extracting that money in the first place, incurred by the IRS that collects the taxes, and the federal departments that impose the fees, and the Congress and Administration that enact the taxes and fees. A sizable proportion of every dollar the government takes out of the economy disappears right here. Then there is the expense of the state administrations the remaining money is passed on to, Another piece disappears. Then there is expense of the city administrations the state passes some portion of the remainder onto. Another piece disappears. And every missing penny goes into the hands of people who do nothing but pass that shriveling dollar from hand to hand. They don't make things, fix things, sell things. They just compete to buy things with the people who do. And their demand (backed by wealth extracted from the economy without service or creation) competes with the demand of the people who genuinely do create wealth, for the same goods, raising their cost to everyone.
Meanwhile, the people who are supposed to be helped by this benefit are getting only the few leftover pennies that filter through the governent... in much the same way grass filters through a cow.
Wealth is not created. It is only moved around, and in the process too much of it is turned to crap for government benefits to ever work.
Obama Solves Energy Crisis!
Enthusiastically toadying to Presidente Calderon of Mexico, the kleptocratic sock puppet of a failed state on our Southern border (and I don't mean California), Barack Obama announced that "our shared values transcend our shared borders... and since our borders are being transcended anyway, I've ordered the Navy to re-occupy the Vera Cruz oil fields. This will dramatically reduce our dependence on foreign oil and end the need for offshore drilling..."
US Navy alleviating domestic energy crisis, Vera Cruz, Mexico
Henry Waxman (D-Weekly World News) Grovels Before Corporate Robber Barons, Cancels Health Care Show Trials!
Speculation on the Hill is that his crack team of Democratic Congressional staffers reminded the Democratic Congressman that he voted for the bill requiring the publication of said notices following the criminal collapse of major Demnocrat donor Enron.
More informed speculation centered around Waxman's fear that the CEO's would bring dog whistles whose high pitched notes would disorient the congressman, causing him to fly erratically and bump into walls in front of the C-SPAN cameras...
California Assembly Dem Candidate Runs Against Teabaggers... in his own party!
This is the flyer Democratic State Assembly Candidate Mike Gatto is sending out to thousands of voters in his district. For the record, he is a protege of CA Dem Congressman Brad Sherman, who laughed in his constituents' faces when they asked him if he'd read the health bill before voting on it, so you know what Mikey considers competent public service...
Gatto is running in the primary for the June special election, voting to be held tomorrow. Give his office a call and tell them how much you admire their respect for the voters. I'm sure they have nothing better to do for the next day or so than talk to you...
BTW, the reason he talks about his Daily News endorsement (much the smallest of LA's two papers) is because the LA Times described the entire Democratic slate as "indistinguishable" from the Sacramento incumbents currently bankrupting the state...
Back Door Man...
"I am thy One. Thou shalt have no other gods before Me..."
Obama has Dalai Lama leave White House by back door...
Obama has Dalai Lama leave White House by back door...
Glenn Beck Steps On Own Dick, Recognizes Shoe
And halfway apologizes for linking Scott Brown and Chandra Levy one day after landmark election.
Warns us not to be "humorless scolds."
Glenn, you don't tell obscene jokes about a bride at her own wedding unless you're drunk. You don't compare Scott Brown, a true candidate of the people, who knocked off a Senate seat owned by a genuine woman killing misogynist, to a philanderer who impeded the murder investigation of his mistress, on Brown's election day, unless your judgment is similarly impaired.
Ya fucked up. Learn it, love it, own it, because the left is going to be throwing it back in all our faces for years... as in "Well, Glenn Beck said... "
UPDATE: (5:00 pm Saturday) Oops, it's started already: The New York Times quotes Glenn Beck on Scott Brown... to defend Keith Olbermann's attack on Scott Brown. Smooth move, Glenn... you've provided cover for Ted Kennedy AND Keith Olbermann with one lip. That's an achievement. (HT: Dan Riehl)
Wow. Glenn Beck and Charles Johnson in the NYT in the same week. What a banner day for the conservative blogosphere...
Warns us not to be "humorless scolds."
Glenn, you don't tell obscene jokes about a bride at her own wedding unless you're drunk. You don't compare Scott Brown, a true candidate of the people, who knocked off a Senate seat owned by a genuine woman killing misogynist, to a philanderer who impeded the murder investigation of his mistress, on Brown's election day, unless your judgment is similarly impaired.
Ya fucked up. Learn it, love it, own it, because the left is going to be throwing it back in all our faces for years... as in "Well, Glenn Beck said... "
UPDATE: (5:00 pm Saturday) Oops, it's started already: The New York Times quotes Glenn Beck on Scott Brown... to defend Keith Olbermann's attack on Scott Brown. Smooth move, Glenn... you've provided cover for Ted Kennedy AND Keith Olbermann with one lip. That's an achievement. (HT: Dan Riehl)
Wow. Glenn Beck and Charles Johnson in the NYT in the same week. What a banner day for the conservative blogosphere...
JammieWearingFool announces presidential hopeful!
JammieWearingFool explores Newt Gingrich's conviction that he is a frontrunner for the GOP nomination in 2012.
Of course. It's the perfect matchup. The Democrat who breaks mortgages versus the Republican who broke the Contract with America.
I mean, so what if he served his cancer-stricken wife with divorce papers on her hospital bed? It's not like we're talking about John Edwards here.
It's time the Republican Party looked bravely forward to the 20th century!
Of course. It's the perfect matchup. The Democrat who breaks mortgages versus the Republican who broke the Contract with America.
I mean, so what if he served his cancer-stricken wife with divorce papers on her hospital bed? It's not like we're talking about John Edwards here.
It's time the Republican Party looked bravely forward to the 20th century!
Worm finds someplace new to crawl...
"On your knees before me, little man! We couldn't humble real
democrats like Roosevelt or Truman, but you-- piece of rice cake!"
If any of you remember the funny My Favorite Year, there is a wonderful scene where Mark Lynn-Baker, playing a young Mel Brooks working on Sid Caesar's Your Show of Shows, takes Peter O'Toole, playing a drunken and over the hill Eroll Flynn, to his parents' home in Brooklyn. Naturally the neighbors freak out, including one woman from upstairs. Desperate to impress O'Toole with her sophistication, she shows up for supper in the fanciest dress she has -- her wedding gown.
Barack Obama owns that wedding gown. He is frantic to show the world what a sharp operator he is, but succeeds only in demonstrating again and again that he peaked at gauche nebbish.
Still, he's probably used to that position from all the time he's spent shining Rahm Emanuel's shoes...
Still, he's probably used to that position from all the time he's spent shining Rahm Emanuel's shoes...
Obama proposes Domestic Economic Summit. Merry Christmas!
Obama to call domestic economic summit of business, labor, government and wonks in December.
HT: Paco Enterprises
"Obama said the White House forum will gather CEOs, small business owners, economists, financial experts and representatives from labor unions and nonprofit groups "to talk about how we can work together to create jobs and get this economy moving again."
"We all know that there are limits to what government can and should do, even during such difficult times. But we have an obligation to consider every additional, responsible step that we can take to encourage and accelerate job creation in this country," he said."
Likely outcomes of domestic economic summit:
(from most to least possible)
Business leaders, left, stand up at Obama
domestic economic summit
1. Obama signs executive order banning "right to work legislation." Makes wearing a SEIU armband mandatory for all citizens as sign of 'economic unity'.
2. Obama deeds Texas and Tennessee to California and Michigan to increase their revenue base. Mississippi and Alabama suddenly become top economic growth states in nation.
3. Through a White House 'screw-up with the invitations,' business leaders and experts actually critical of government policies actually show up. Not wasting a crisis, the Administration uses the chance to identify which business leaders and wonks are willing to stand up to Obama. New Czars are appointed specifically to regulate their industries and Rahm Emanuel and David Axelrod are instructed to coordinate the media/MoveOn campaign to villify the opponents.
4. When Jake Tapper tries to interview business leaders storming out of the meeting, he is accidentally run over by a SEIU-driven garbage truck.
5. An asteroid hits DC during the summit and the economy is saved.
GM.gov blows German deal!
Smartest President Evah bilks German government out of billions, German workers out of thousands of jobs.
Angry German government promises to recover billions in bridge loans from GM and US.
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