cNames probably used his one phone call to dial up the Better Business Bureau and complain about the blow job a prostitute stiffed him on -- in more ways than one. McNames, apparently not very bright at 19, called the Columbia police after a prostitute reneged on a deal to give him a BJ. McNames was feeling frisky Saturday night and offered two prostitutes $60 for (1) a boobie flashing and (2) oral sex. McNames put his money on his stereo, and one of the working girls gave him his titty shot. But when McNames requested the BJ that he'd paid for, the hookers grabbed his cash and bolted. (That's why you pay with a check, Ryan.)
McNames was feeling wronged -- and who wouldn't? A deal is a deal. So he called the cops and told them the whole story, requesting that they get in touch with the women and get at least $40 back for the "incomplete transaction." The cops weren't feeling much sympathy for McNames, who was arrested for suspicion of patronizing prostitution.
Unfortunately for him, this turned out to be the most expensive blow job he never received. He had to post $500 bond to get out of jail. That's 12.5 lollipop lovings that he won't be getting.
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