Showing posts with label sarah palin. Show all posts
Showing posts with label sarah palin. Show all posts

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Ya gotta give the lady her props.  Karl Rove was the Dark Master of the Vast Right Wing Conspiracy for years and he couldn't TOUCH Keith Olbermann.  Now our Dark Mistress Sarah wields the lash less than three months and runs him out of town on a rail!

All Praise Our New Dark Mistress!

Memo: to all members of the Vast Right Wing Conspiracy..

Effective the date of the Delaware Primary, there has been a formal regime change at the top of the VRWC.

Henceforth, effective post-date, all references to our" Dark Master Karl" shall be altered immediately to "Our Dark Mistress:"

"Does this simulator come with a Levi Johnson Avatar?"

Please correct all office portraits, letterhead, history books and Wiki articles immediately as needed. White-Out and X-Acto knives can be requisitioned from Stores through normal channels for this purpose. Thank you.  We KNOW we can rely on your cooperation.  And YOU know we know it...

Refudiate this...

...it tells you everything you need to know about the possibility of honest dialogue with the left that the same people who gave us the word "truthiness" have a problem with the word "refudiate..."

"We have got to dialectificate the historical discussion..."

What Ho,the Yeoman Republicans!






Doc Zero has a great piece on the backbone the GOP is growing itself in spite of its own head...

Shocking TeaParty Exposé-- a Three Beers Later Exclusive!

This truly appalling video was smuggled out of the latest round of Tea Party rallies,confirming the worst suspicions of decent Americans everywhere!

"I knew I was right! I knew it!" giggled Keith Olberman. "Now please, somebody watch my show"

"Did I warn you morons?  Did I warn you?" bellowed political commentator and gravitic anomaly Rosie O'Donnell, forgetting she wasn't talking to her adopted children. She went on to deny any involvement in the Guatemalan sinkhole and announced her lawsuit to get her three seats back on The View.




In related news, Sarah Palin spoke at the rally and endorsed Stonewall Jackson.
Sarah Palin can endorse any one she wants to.

Senator Cornyn Gets a Clue...!

National Republican Senate Committee to Stop Bankrolling Candidates in contested state primaries.

And a certain Aegean catamite on ABC insists NY-23 was a big defeat for Sarah Palin.

Yuh-huh. Bagged one RINO, and sent the NRSC scrambling off a position the base hated.

Please, defeat her like that some more.


BTW, her book is back at #1 on Amazon...

Barack Obama and the Chronic...

2009 -- Barack Obama closes down Federal prosecution of medical marijuana clinics. Entire Libertarian Party endorses Barack Obama...
2010 -- Entire Libertarian Party "forgets" Election Day...
"Dude, was that like yesterday? Wow..."

2012 -- Obama too stoned to show up for Palin inauguration...





Man up, nancy...

Poor Smitty at The Other McCain is havin hisself a testosterone crisis over Trace Adkins, so I figgered I'd give him a girl with some REAL country values... Miranda Lambert!

And I think we've found Sarah's new theme song...

More Breaking Sarah Palin News!

Alaskan Palin Critic Jesse Griffin "Probably Not" Guilty of Feeding Kindergarten Students Into Woodchipper, According to Multiple Sources.

Oh, and she was cleared from another nuisance ethics charge...

Sarah Palin Cheats, Uses Facts to Tear New Strip Off Obama...

Sarah Bags a Big One


Sarah Palin unfairly uses Obama's own words and the actual text of HC3200 to show it up for the deathwish it is.

Oh? And Obama's Health Czar? Throw the kids, the chronic and old folks off the raft: "Of course, it"s not just this one provision that presents a problem. My original comments concerned statements made by Dr. Ezekiel Emanuel, a health policy advisor to President Obama and the brother of the President’s chief of staff. Dr. Emanuel has written that some medical services should not be guaranteed to those "who are irreversibly prevented from being or becoming participating citizens . . . An obvious example is not guaranteeing health services to patients with dementia." (Source: NCPA) Dr. Emanuel has also advocated basing medical decisions on a system which "produces a priority curve on which individuals aged between roughly 15 and 40 years get the most chance, whereas the youngest and oldest people get chances that are attenuated." (Source: Dr. Ezekiel Emanuel)"


"Attenuated..." Such a nuanced word, ja? Vy it's almost Continental...

Punks for Obama Movement Revealed...

These whining punks don't like the light of day. They have had this pulled repeatedly off YouTube, which as we all know becomes terribly protective of "copyright privileges" in defense of lefties attacking decent people.



I will keep this up as long as I can and am looking for a copy I can permanently archive online.

BTW, not only is my source on this an 'inauthentic' man of colour (i.e., a minority conservative), he's a foreign inauthentic man of colour.

Doing the job his pasty white "betters" in the American media won't do...
 
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