Showing posts with label glenn beck. Show all posts
Showing posts with label glenn beck. Show all posts

Good Golly Moses!

Fox Commentator Glenn Beck reveals his 'Moses Stick' to New Jersey audience; offers to lead 700 conservatives out of the New Egypt...


In related news from November 2nd, a New Jersey Congressional district narrowly went Democratic.  Election observers credited the Democrat victory to 700 voters who showed up 40 years late to vote...

Glenn Beck Steps On Own Dick, Recognizes Shoe

And halfway apologizes for linking Scott Brown and Chandra Levy one day after landmark election.

Warns us not to be "humorless scolds."

Glenn, you don't tell obscene jokes about a bride at her own wedding unless you're drunk.  You don't compare Scott Brown, a true candidate of the people, who knocked off a Senate seat owned by a genuine woman killing misogynist, to a philanderer who impeded the murder investigation of his mistress, on Brown's election day, unless your judgment is similarly impaired.

Ya fucked up.  Learn it, love it, own it, because the left is going to be throwing it back in all our faces for years... as in "Well, Glenn Beck said... "

UPDATE:  (5:00 pm Saturday)  Oops, it's started already: The New York Times quotes Glenn Beck on Scott Brown... to defend Keith Olbermann's attack on Scott Brown.  Smooth move, Glenn... you've provided cover for Ted Kennedy AND Keith Olbermann with one lip.  That's an achievement. (HT: Dan Riehl)

Wow.  Glenn Beck and Charles Johnson in the NYT in the same week.  What a banner day for the conservative blogosphere...

RULE 5 OH NO! SCOTT BROWN'S WIFE DID A ROCK VIDEO!

And she wore a BIKINI! (HT: Ace of Spades)

And his daughters wear BIKINIS!

Why Doesn't Glenn Beck PROTECT Us From This Stuff?
This could cost us the all-important Baptist tightass vote in 2010!
Face it, Democrats, our wives, our daughters, our candidates

are hotter than your mistresses:













And our mistresses just make you cry:



AND we don't need to have the Arkansas State Police or Secret Service drag them in for us, either!

Oh, well, maybe you can all have a good weep with Glenn Beck...
 
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