Michelle Obama Campaigns INSIDE Polling Place...

...First Lady threatens to eat voters who don't punch the straight Democrat ticket... Incorruptible election officials explain the wife of the President of the United States may not have known you can't electioneer within 100 feet of a polling place, much less while blocking the path to the voting booths.

"I know where you live, and I

know what gravy goes good with

crackers!"

In honor of Michelle Obama's sterling example, I have volunteered to be a poll watcher.  Here is a preview of the official Three Beers Later Poll Watcher's Uniform...