Memo: to all members of the Vast Right Wing Conspiracy..

Effective the date of the Delaware Primary, there has been a formal regime change at the top of the VRWC.

Henceforth, effective post-date, all references to our" Dark Master Karl" shall be altered immediately to "Our Dark Mistress:"

"Does this simulator come with a Levi Johnson Avatar?"

Please correct all office portraits, letterhead, history books and Wiki articles immediately as needed. White-Out and X-Acto knives can be requisitioned from Stores through normal channels for this purpose. Thank you.  We KNOW we can rely on your cooperation.  And YOU know we know it...