Obama Budget Tragedy!

Following the White House release of a budget that would single-handedly increase the national deficit by over 7 trillion dollars, despite Obama's promises to practice fiscal responsibility, medical authorities today pronounced the Obama Administration dead on arrival.

"They didn't even try to take care of themselves," complained the Medical Examiner, blaming the Adminstration's passing on its bloated and indulgent lifestyle.  "What, they couldn't even release this stiff on a Friday or weekend like they did with everything else they've done?"

Obama budget being carried out for transport to an undisclosed Virginia landfill where it will lie in State until the Administration thinks no one is looking.

Well Done, California Democrats!

Intel bringing thousands of new jobs... to Arizona.  On top of the moves out of state by Yahoo!, EBay and Google, Silicon Valley is becoming Silicon Gulch...

Jan Brewer, Intel announce corporate move

Before this, 144 major corporations had left California or announced they were leaving.  But it's all good:  AB32 will get us all high-paying green jobs sorting each other's garbage.

Obama's Insights on the Mosque...

With visual aids...

THE NAKED EMPEROR NEWS -- YOU MUST LINK AND VISIT THIS SITE

Naked Emperor News:   The Obama Administration's folly, ineptitude and malice in its own words, irrefutable.
Your one-stop-shop for every Obama Lie!

Thousand Flee Massive Administration Snake Oil Disaster!

A massive snake oil spill threatens to inundate Washington DC following the confluence of the cap and trade vote and the Obama White House's increasingly frantic efforts to appear on top of the Gulf BP disaster, coupled with Speaker Pelosi's decision to hamstring her own ethics committee's investigations of the Congressional Black Caucus.

Panicked refugees both Democratic and Republican sought safety from the rising slime only to find there was no moral high ground left in the District of Columbia...

OBAMA SOLVES GULF COAST CRISIS...

...with exciting new "Oil for Clunkers" program!  The Administration is proposing to pile all the scrapped automobiles the government ordered destroyed under the "Cash for Clunkers" scheme on top of the out of control BP oil leak, using the millions of tons of wasted machinery to block the upflow of oil.

"It will be the mother of all junk shots," explained Obama during a brief stop at the nineteenth hole.

"The Administration's plan is to use a manufactured crisis to resolve a manufactured crisis," said WH Spokesman Robert Gibss.  "Sure, it's ugly as hell, but you have to remember that the White House is nowhere near Louisiana, and anyway, they voted for a Republican governor so they really had to expect this."

When reporters suggested this plan might be a hasty and ill-conceived PR stunt, Gibbs disagreed. " I can assure you with complete accuracy that we have given this plan as much thought and effort as we gave the Tennessee flood relief effort."