Another Injustice Obama Can Save Us From!

The Man of Steal!

Sunspots proven to affect weather.

Which is nice, but the question remains, what is Obama going to do to rescue the poor and oppressed of this nation from their sunspot deprivation?

Fortunately, Three Beers Later was already all over that...

Another Inherited Problem for the Obama Administration...

Quiet Sun Baffles astronomers

"This is clearly the result of the unsustainable sunlight deficit the Bush Administration permitted to fatten the wallets of Wall Street insiders," President Barack Obama said today. "This is something that calls for immediate and dramatic action."


He then promised to make good the deficit with sunlight pulled from his own ass, which will be charged off against daylight available to our children and grandchildren.