Followoing polls showing that just 42% of the Jews who voted for Obama would vote for him today, Obama addressed the issue before an enthusiastic crowd in Berlin, saying:
"Too late, beyotches! Heil myself, heil to me, I'm the
kraut who's out to change your history...so give a great big smile,
and one 'SIEG HEIL' to ME! WONDERFUL MEEEEEEE....!"
Administration staffers were quick to clarify the President's remarks. Rahm Emanuel went before the press to explain:
"We really screwed up the messaging. Folks, the armbands are optional, and won't cost you one penny more in taxes!"
On a serious note, Three Beers Later wishes a happy 1932 to all the happy little kapos of the American Jewish Left. You were nice while you lasted.
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