Courage, the turkey pardoned by President Barack O'Bama at the White House this last Thanksgiving, has celebrated his freedom with a bloody crime spree across state lines.
Dozens of innocent families were massacred at their dinner tables before the mad bird was finally brought down by sheriff's deputies...
A saddened White House Press Secretary Robert Gibbs announced that the White House was conducting a "full, open and transparent review" of the pardon, "to be conducted with candor and integrity... unlike certain incidents involving leading figures of the GOP..."
"I had no input from prosecutors... I had "no record" of input." -- Mike Huckabee, No Spin Zone
"Nine years ago, then-Arkansas Gov. Mike Huckabee granted clemency to Clemmons, commuting his lengthy prison sentence over the protests of prosecutors.
"This is the day I've been dreading for a long time," Larry Jegley, prosecuting attorney for Arkansas' Pulaski County said tonight when informed that Clemmons was being sought for questioning in connection with the killings."
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