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Pardoned Thanksgiving Turkey Goes on Nine-State Killing Spree!
Courage, the turkey pardoned by President Barack O'Bama at the White House this last Thanksgiving, has celebrated his freedom with a bloody crime spree across state lines.
Dozens of innocent families were massacred at their dinner tables before the mad bird was finally brought down by sheriff's deputies...
A saddened White House Press Secretary Robert Gibbs announced that the White House was conducting a "full, open and transparent review" of the pardon, "to be conducted with candor and integrity... unlike certain incidents involving leading figures of the GOP..."
"I had no input from prosecutors... I had "no record" of input." -- Mike Huckabee, No Spin Zone
"Nine years ago, then-Arkansas Gov. Mike Huckabee granted clemency to Clemmons, commuting his lengthy prison sentence over the protests of prosecutors.
"This is the day I've been dreading for a long time," Larry Jegley, prosecuting attorney for Arkansas' Pulaski County said tonight when informed that Clemmons was being sought for questioning in connection with the killings."
A Three Beers Later Thanksgiving Special!
Happy Thanksgiving, everyone! And I for one am thankful I'm working,
healthy, not eating alone, and Obama isn't doing another Oprah
interview before Christmas...
And of course, the classic episode...
healthy, not eating alone, and Obama isn't doing another Oprah
interview before Christmas...
And of course, the classic episode...
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