FRIDAY NIGHT -- STUDIO CITY PROTEST

COAST GUARD STOPS OIL CLEAN UP

Look, I know Coasties. I respect the hell out of them and the job they do.

But whatever deskmonkey made this decision should be personally sent down to the beach with a box of kleenex to pick up tar balls.  In mess dress.

One Day. One Freaking Day...

...and the looting begins. Stupak says use BP slush fund to finance Obamacare.

Obama BP slush fund administrator Kenneth Feinberg preparing for his new post.

LOOTER IN CHIEF

Another Commitment with an Expiration Date?

UPDATE: "Wonder if Obama still 'accepts responsibility' for the month-old crisis?" Why no, no he doesn't..."

BP Top Kill Plug Not Working; one day after Obama's photo op.Wonder if Obama still 'accepts responsibility' for the month-old crisis?

You know, when he's not trying to cut funding for the Coast Guard's oil-response unit?

"You're on your own, buh-bye..."

"I have no information about any Louisiana trip..."

There was no f***ing Louisian trip.  No f***king trip, 

you hear what I'm saying?

"So... what do you need to agree there was no trip?"

Barack Obama -- Master of Disaster!

Carol of No Sheeples Here! has put together a terrific overview of the Great and Powerful Ob's hands-on leadership during the BP Gulf crisis.

Meanwhile, as Obama "confronts oil spill's spreading damage on the Gulf Coast", let's take a look at some of the other places he's confronted the oil spill's spreading damage during the crisis...

Obama narrowly escapes an oil slick on the White House floor...

Obama bravely avoids ordering oil and vinegar, settling instead for 

patriotic ranch dressing in a show of solidarity with Arizona...

Obama  defiantly wedges tar balls out of the hazard
on the 17th hole...

Obama gallantly rescues a stranded, naked hermit crab

that slipped out of its oily shell, after criticizing BP executives

for their delay in locating more photogenic wildlife...

A revolutionary idea to save the Gulf Coast...

BP:  Friday or the weekend before we know if the 'top kill' well-head filling project works or not.

Well, I for one find it immensely reassuring that the finest minds of this Administration and the elite of the British petrochemical industry only took 36 days to come up with the groundbreaking strategy of shoveling mud into a hole.

Plainly, golf courses and campaign fundraisers are where our leaders do their best thinking...