Rule 5 Wednesday Cleavage War Who is Bob Belvedere Kidding? Boob War! DISASTER!

Quelle dommage, Mon General, the opposition is staging a whole series of breakouts all along the front!  Local forces are completely unable to take the matter in hand!  We must sauve qui peut while we still can, tout de suite!

The situation is so dire I am compelled to present the supporting documentation a bas le line...