Longtime roommate Potluck shows unexpected sinister side...
Okay, I should have seen it coming...
Expects a free meal anytime he wants one... Democrat.
Expects rent free housing as long as it suits him... Democrat.
Expects free, expensive medical care... Democrat.
Craps all over the most important parts of the place and then expects me to clean up his mess... Democrat.
Doesn't want to hear from me about any of it... Democrat.
And then, when I sit down to post this thread and expose him, abridges my First Amendment rights by seizing the computer chair and refusing to give it up... Democrat. Now I know what happened to my absentee ballot in the last election...
Still Life of Democrat Cat, with Head Tilt
Well, he won't get away with it, by God. I'll show him just who's really in charge of this household. I'll stand up for my rights and traditional American values!
Yes, I'm posting this from Panera's, why do you ask?
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