An Important Announcement from Three Beers Later...

I wish to go unequivocally on record as having never had sex with Nikki Haley.  In fact, I have never had relations with anybody or anything from South Carolina that I am sober enough to recall (there were, however, some incidents in Columbus, Georgia that come under the heading "What happens on VD Drive stays on VD drive"...)

However, in updating my restraining orders calendar, I find that I would be free to respond to a  suboena immediately upon the expiration of my TRO obligations to Penelope Cruz and Cote de Pablo, and it would brighten my resumé considerably....

LA Laker Girls at Operation Gratitude!

Several members of the Los Angeles Lakers organization showed up last Sunday for the Operation Gratitude boxing and shipping session...

...along with a couple of tall skinny guys who were something to do with the team...

...and Laker Girls. Did I mention there were Laker Girls?

I asked these Laker Girls if they could talk to the front office about all those tall skinny guys on the court who kept blocking the view of the dancers. We smiled, we laughed, they called security... it was a thing, we had a thing, y'know?

Here's a Laker Girl with the troops' biggest cheerleader, Caroline B. of Operation Gratitude...

This is not a Laker Girl or point guard, but she is wearing a stylish Operation Gratitude T-shirt, available from the Operation Gratitude store! Proceeds send more packages to the troops!

And there was food...