Some People Are Not Paying Attention...

Meg "Zsa Zsa" Whitman is still asking me to follow her on Twitter.  What part of

DON'T BLAME ME I VOTED FOR POIZNER

does she not understand?!

My relaxing and totally apolitical weekend -- AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Saturday, up at 5:30

Morning Session at Operation Gratitude.  Working the tape line sealing packages.  Cutting-edge 3m taping machines.  Cheap Chinese tape.  You do the math.  Wound up running back and forth around the gummed up machine with armloads of packages.  Flesh against Steel! Man against Machine! Manly Men Doing Manly Things with other manly man in Manly Ways! Did I mention we did 6,000 packages in the previous thread?

Lunch and then off to work a street corner GOTV operation with a giant Merlin Froyd banner and a smile. Four hours in the bright California sun.

Dinner, then GOTV phone banking at Burbank GOP HQ 'til 8:30.

Sunday, up at 5:30

Off to stand outside St. Charles Borromeo church handing out pro-life endorsement flyers for candidates 'til 2 p.m.

Then off on a whirlwind tour of my end of the San Fernando Valley replacing trashed or stolen campaign signs.

Dinner, then GOTV phone banking 'til 8:30.

And if my ass is dragging, I can't imagine how tired  Merlin Froyd must be.  He's visited over 15,000 homes in his district personally canvassing for votes, plus dealing with the press, plus dealing with the GOP leadership... he's a little guy, but he's a tough little guy, smart and honest, and California could do way worse.  Lord knows, we have before...

Breaking News in My Burgeoning ShowBiz Career...!

I was over at the Burbank GOP HQ phonebanking for Merlin Froyd yesterday, and I got dragooned into appearing in a campaign video with... someone... that will blow the roof off...er... some race...somewhere...

I don't have permission to release any details yet, but trust me, I was magnificent.  There hasn't been a screen presence like mine since Sidney Greenstreet tried to share a table at the Brown Derby with Oliver Hardy.

Just remember, folks, the camera adds ten pounds, and they had like six of the damn things.

In closing, I want to say just one final thing: acting with clothes on is hard.