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I Love Money 2 Reunion

It's been so long ago but I'm not letting that stop me. After all as Sarah Palin was to Saturday Night Live so I Love Money 2 is to Thrill Fiction.



The Gang’s All Here

The cast and crew are all gussied up in their TV best but the (Exorcist inspired) set is missing a starlet.



Wanda Scott

Your parents give you a name. If you don’t like it you can change it.



Aka Saaphyri Windsor

Windsor’ is the name of the British royal family. Girl shame on you for naming yourself after that bunch of dysfunctional freeloaders.



Craig opens by throwing a cheap gag at It’s expense then he introduces Frenchie. You know, the subtitles aren’t funny now that they’re doing it to her face. Really. Craig is still making fun of her accent on her third reunion show.



Frenchie refuses to take offence. Her wit charm and joi de vivre win over all in the studio. She won me over in 207.



That shot of the audience doesn’t impress me though.

That guy should be put on a list. Makes me question my own viewing habits.



What’s the difference between a jilted lover and a stalker? A blogger and a studio audience member.



Or maybe a blogger is an online groupie.



I’m with the gang.



Craig’s still talking but he’s not worth listening to. I’ve bigged up this cat as a premier league game show host. I stand by my assertion but he’s a minor league talk show host.



Angelique exempts Myammee and Saaphyri and calls the rest of them snakes. Prancer on her pedestal takes offence.

Do you think karma is the reason why your plastic

surgeon made you look like Wanda

from In Living Color?”



The obvious shot is the cheapest.



Frenchie lets rip.

This is Becky Buckwild’s contribution to modern culture: a rib concocted out of spite and jealousy gestating into something funny and born as a permalink onto Prancer’s forehead. Forever.

Prancer can’t rap. Frenchie the Foreigner who speaks in subtitles won that argument.



Argument.



In the Flavor of Love reunion New York faked going after Pumpkin. It wasn’t TV fake. It was face. New York had the chance to beat up Pumpkin during the show and blew it. Tiffany’s a gust of hot air. Hoopz called her out on it. Even Smokey tried to get in on the camera time and got thrown of set.



More arguments.



Flavor of Love 2 descended into near riot. Rock of Love 1 reunion had Lacey. Season 2 had Heather trying to kill Daisy. Charm School… You get the point.



At reunions the starlets have seen the broadcast edit and bad blood boils. What we’ve come to expect from these shows is dirty linen aired and scores being settled.



This reunion is missing Saaphyri.



Without her trailer trash Becky Buckwild actually compliments Buddha.



¿What?



She also humiliates her friend(?) Leilene.



Craig calls Leilene to the sofa. The longer this reunion goes on the worse he sounds. Snide comments from the host won’t make anyone laugh except the studio audience – if they can read the teleprompter.



Poor Leilene is still looking for love. She’s still stripping too. You better hurry up love. Good looks don’t last forever and an aging stripper is not a good look.



Leilene’s last beau (a Brit) wasn’t bothered that she was a stripper. He dumped her because he found out she was celebreality. As a gleeful Craig points out – a stripper is higher on the totem pole than a reality star.



Ouch!



As true as it may be why would a reality show highlight that?



Then again why not?



Leilene continues one of the reasons she likes Caliente is he has the Backstreet Boys on his ipod.

Ouch!



Buyer beware: Leilene will drop you in it while thinking she’s doing you a favour.



With Saaphyri being otherwise detained Buckwild needs another alpha male to latch onto.

It’s Frank’s turn to be ‘interviewed’. The Entertainer is one of the best reality prospects Vh1 has right now. Certainly he’s the best thing in the studio. So naturally Craig talks over him.



Random squealing from the audience.



This car is crashing.



Frank campaigns for his own show. Heat a natural follower wants one too. These guys were two of the funniest in the house yet this segment is so lame I have scant hopes for It.



Craig. Stay in Mexico and let LaLa do this job.



Make no mistake It had the best boost on this season even ahead of Tailor Made. These two either reinforced or overhauled their characters from I Love New York 2. It does his It. Craig interjects and asks Ice to chime in.



Don’t ask.



She calls It dumb. It’s amazing what a professional make over will do to an Ice(man). The bleach must be seeping into her brains.

That’s her on her best day.



At last the host mentions Saaphyri. Yes, It’s Mexican romance with a convicted felon.

I flirted with all the girls in the house… I felt on

every girl’s ass… but Saaphyri was the only

girl that gave me play.”

But she not here right now so… I got a thing for Cali.”



Tailor Made is not the most intelligent of all the players. I put him on a par with Prancer and beneath Saaphyri. He is however the best educated and it shows. Looking smart in a suit and speaking with articulate concision he explains strategy. So the rambling motor mouth Becky Buckwild heckles him.



Recall Frank and Heat campaigning for shows. Well shock horror Vh1. They show a clip of The Odd Couple – Tailor Made and It’s show can be caught on Youtube. It is good. Clichéd but funny and who doesn’t like It? Tailor announces they’re making a joint run for city council.

You’re glad you don’t live in New York. It’d be like the 70s all over again.



I almost forgot. Myammee won season 2.



My overriding memory of her is in the finale at the quiz section when she got one answer wrong and started arguing. First with Craig then with the quiz board.

But she does look a hell of good.



Re her lingerie.



Were you trying to be like Megan from season one?



I’m not trying to be like anybody… Myammee is Myammee.”



Lying bitch. She already said she was in 201.



In any case she tells Craig what she’s going to do with all that money. She’s going to spend it on hair thereby saving the Indian subcontinent from starvation. It’s her foray into business – much like Saaphyri’s lip chap.



Oh dear.



I wish you all the best Myammee which unfortunately might mean the weave – like the permatan – is here to stay.



This season is a wrap. Lex did say this reunion was a let down but TFi won’t hold it against season 3.



Oh wait. Did anyone else notice? Where the hell is Tamara?

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I Love Money 2 Recap

The Rating List



TV isn’t supposed to be this good. After 14 episodes the end has left me in withdrawal. I’ll have to accept it’s over after the reunion.



When I first saw the cast of I$2 I had misgivings: What’s she doing there? Why is he here? What about Bootz? Where’s Buckeey? However the assembled all-starlets came through.



Most. Not all.



This final rankings was judged with one criterion: Entertainment!



Some of them shouldn’t have turned up - they were that dull. Others played the game but were not smart while the rest are star quality. They may not (or may) have a discernable talent but they posses at least as much charisma as anything outside the Hollywood elite.



One size does not fit all in entertainment so I’m going to divide the jilted loving money grubbers into three divisions. It’s not like cinema – the good the bad and the ugly – it’s a lot like class; the trash the wannabes and the celebreality.



‘Cos I’m not here to make friends.



BORING

Onix looks the part – clean cut good looks and speaks perfect English. So why did he offer to throw a challenge when no one asked him to? Turns out the challenge happened to be boxing. He’s an ex boxer. It gets worse. His opponent was Prancer. A girl.



He didn’t tie her up in the ropes.

You sir are the Dead Last Loser.



Tamara: The highlight of 201. We weren’t laughing with you honey.

Bonez: He had no choice but to go in the box in 207 but he did make a power move in 204. Nice guys should be on Children’s TV.



Cali’s not a follower she’s a cult member. She flip flopped back stabbed was tongue tied and committed game suicide by going in the box when she didn’t have to. All because she wanted to be with the bullies. A girl with one facial expression and one corresponding brain cell.



Does she use it to apply make up?

Leilene: Someone should write a song about her. You weren’t made for this kind of game love. It was nice watching you though.



T-Weed: Aka Tweed aka Tweedledee aka Tweedledumber. He was entertaining but he blew it when he started to think. If he had the wherewithal he’d be a con artist. Worth $100million.



FUNNY PECULIAR OR FUNNY HA-HA?

MILF: A lost soul like Leilene but no songs should ever be written about her. A rap perhap. Parental discretion etc.

20 Pack: The sole member of the Pretty Boy Alliance. Strategically he wasn’t that bad – in 201 he gave up all his power to Frank.



Myammee: A pain in the arse for screencaps. She’s got one more facial expression than Cali. But she’s cuter. And she can dance.



Prancer: The best looking girl in the house. Pre op.



Earlier in the season I noted her lust for Craig. At the end of the season she confirms it.



I’m not the kind of guy to say I told you so.



Frenchie: La meilleure fille de regard dans la maison. Opération de poteau.



Heat: Narcissistic moronic hilarious. Two for two re girls and seasons. What’s not to love or laugh about this guy?



PAPPARAZZI BAIT

Buddha: Ladykiller (Leilene MILF Saaphyri New York) and man killer (Frank the Entertainer). While Buddha was on the show the stress tension and electricity generated was enough to power a new franchise.

I Hate Buddha

20 girls locked in a luxury mansion somewhere in LA compete for the heart of a man who doesn’t think they’re good enough (remove all sharp implements before filming).



Tailor Made: Watching a man with no backbone outgame a gang of bullies was TV gold. Even though it was that same backbone that had him lose to a girl.



TFi: Hoopz is a supergirl.



Becky Buckwild: A high spot for a low life. I have contention with this one however she does posses natural wit. The funniest person in the house her funniest moment was her exit.

It: He gets it. This television thing. His character construct got him from INY2 to I$2 to third place. Alas either the character is too well constructed or is based on Kwame.

Frank The Entertainer: His Interview Segments were the best. His stomping round the house was the 2nd best. He’s 2-4-2 (girls and seasons) and since he’s not in lock up he’s the next big celebreality thing.

Saaphyri: Bully man-hater funny ingenious incarcerated. When she gets out 51 Minds will be waiting with a limousine. With Buckwild in the back.

This season’s MVP



It’s not the last we’ve seen of this lot especially the top 4. Will any of them be in I$3? Will I be watching? You will. There’s nothing else on TV.



Except Daisy of Love Charm School Real Chance of Love 2 Trophy Wife…

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I Love Money 214



GAME OVER

My apologies to all for the late posting. In view of that this week’s MVP is hardly a spoiler.

Morning sees Tailor Made and Myammee reflective Prancer determined but isolated while It

He comes out of his closet.

I don’t think people realise how smart

I am. My strategy is to let people

underestimate me. And it’s been working.”



¿What?



Ricky Robot called it. I’ve been had. Bamboozled. Conned. Played. Punked. Swerved. By an It.



Is he a super genius? Impossible. It must be a Vh1 plant.



Saaphyri do something!

In this penultimate challenge Craig announces the winner will paymaster the final elimination later tonight – while the dead last loser will be voided on the spot!

Wow.



How the mighty fall. How anti-climatic. She deserves better. Like parole.



You are a competitor. You’re strong. You went far,” says Craig showing the world why he’s a premier league game show host.



Saaphyri betrays herself. With her game over the TV character is dropped and the lady wishes much luck to all and may the best wo/man win.

You are a celebreality star. Later ma.



The power outing is a night time sit down meal at the mansion. It’s appropriate. It’s the precursor to the last elimination.

Maybe Myammee has learnt from the last time she was paymaster. Maybe she doesn’t have to fight with anyone this time around.

They’re ganging up against Prancer and she’s run out of rabbis.

Myammee wants to know what he’s still doing here.

The eliminations.

I can’t think of a single instance when there wasn’t a safe card.

Now the choice: Myammee is about to be responsible for derailing another human being’s gravy train dreams.



I’m sorry It. You do not deserve the money.”

You haven’t worked hard like Prancer has.

She might need the money more.

It. You can’t see It. You can’t run you

can’t jump you can’t do nothing.”

Just for those reasons I’m a give you

your cheque.”

Cry baby Prancer bitches about how Myammee wants to compete against ‘weak’ people. Where were you last week Prancer?

Isn’t it human how a character portrait can tarnish a picture of beauty?



The final day. The final three. The Tailor MadeMyammee partnership worked a treat. The It strategy worked a treat…

My grandfather died like before

I was even born.”



It confirms he’s a lying bastard. He confesses he’s really superman and he’s going to embarrass them and win the whole damn thing.



Remember when George W was declared winner of the 2000 election?

Craig’s waiting.

The finals will be an amalgamation of a variety of this season’s challenges.



From Gold Diggers -

Disadvantage Myammee – she’s a girl.



It the duplicitous takes the lead.

These guys are dumb. Like they don’t realise I’m

smarter than them. That I actually can really

see and I’m going to kick their asses today.”



Fair play. I put my hands up. You got me It. I concede.

Can’t run. Can’t see. Aw I was full of –It man.”



I knew it! It you lying bastard. You and Ricky Robot had me going there.



Lest we forget there are some people trying to win $¼million. The next challenge is Hang On Flav. Advantage Tailor Made.

Next challenge is on terra firma – Fire and Ice. Tailor Made gets there first.

Advantage Myammee.

There's a combination challenge of Iron Boob and Under The Bus. On water. Uh-ho. Myammee is in the lead but what about her weave?

Take a boat trip to the mansion.

Last hurdle is like last season – a puzzle.

Here comes Tailor Made.

Too late.

That’s what you look like when you win $¼million.

That’s what you look like when you don’t give an It.



TFi: It’s been three months of the best show on TV and I’m sorry it’s over. Thank you everyone for watching and reading with me: Charles da Puerto Rican TvSnark Pocketeer Steinar Walt Miss Michele Angelina Lamaworks and most especially Ricky Robot and Lex.



I’m going to post a recap of the whole series on Saturday 9th May. The theme is MVP to dead last loser in ascending order. Feel free to comment your nominations. You might change my opinion but you won’t change the facts.



Next week on I Love Money 2:

The reunion show. Ah. Buddha.

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